Fri, 2 May 2008 .jpg) Episode 44 Last week I was on the BBC world service it was such an absurd lead in...it went something like this...A woman in the Congo was raped and forced to kill her own baby and then we hear from Betty who doesn't want to let mobile phones be used inflight?! Talk about strange bedfellows! This show is all about things that just don't go together. We hear stories about cooking while sleeping, volunteer snorkeling and barf to go. Along with stories about things you really don't want to put together...like the huge fat person and the empty airplane seat...next to you! At the end of the episode I play the whole BBC interview! CONTACT... flywithbetty@gmail.com CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES! It's all free! Music by www.podsafemusic.com "Betty" by The Lavcivious Biddies Comments[4] |
Sat, 5 April 2008 Episode 43 An easy day at work is non-eventful, but those days when crazy things happen... while more stressful...make for much better stories! In this show we hear about swearing, puking, panties falling off, a burning smell on the airplane, yelling and at the end of the episode...a ticking bomb! These are some hair-raising stories and then we actually have some hair stories. So...it's a hAIRy episode of Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
Music by www.garageband.com "Crazy" by Nicola Comments[0] |
Tue, 4 March 2008 Episode 42 So...I know what your thinking...Betty the Serious Slayer? Well I was a big fan of the tv show...and Betty and Buffy are both kinda silly names. For many years Airline employees were beaten down, sad and grumpy. But lately things are starting to look alittle brighter. This episode is rapid fire jokes and funny stories...so basically I am tring to slay the serious with some seriously funny stories. I just hope I don't get a wooden stake to the heart for the stupid title (or for offending anyone).
Music by www.garageband.com "Joke Thing" by Talawah Comments[5] |
Mon, 4 February 2008 Episode 41 This pilot told me a funny story about why this ditsy Flight Attendant decided to fly and it was so funny that I started to ask other Flight Attendants and pilots why they decided to fly. And sure enough I found alot of funny stories! Later on in the episope I tell why I decided to fly, and at the end of the show a very special passenger shares a story with us.
Music by www.garageband.com "Fly" by The Good Sirs Comments[8] |
Sat, 5 January 2008  Episode 40 Surprise surprise...this episode features funny airline stories involving coffee, tea and alittle romance! People always ask me about the mile high club...so we have one of those stories along with some jolting coffee tales and a few flirtatious travel stories. The picture is of my "Rapa Nui Romeo"! Music by www.garageband.com "Coffee Song" by Dean Krippaehne
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Fri, 7 December 2007  Episode 39 For some strange reason people associate air travel with peanuts...people want their peanuts on the airplane! So this show has some funny stories about peanuts along with a bunch of nuts (crazy nutty people)! At the end of the episode I tell my own story of how I was seen as the crazy nut on Easter Island! Music by a great Rapa Nui Band called Matato'a. You can get more information about them at www.matatoa.com
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Sat, 3 November 2007 Episode 38 I would like to welcome you aboard episode 38 which is full of outrageous stories in the timeline of a typical flight. We've got a sexy safety demonstration, puke in the first class desserts and tp in the pantyhose! So sit back relax...and enjoy the wild ride! Music by www.garageband.com "Flight 1263" by Loft Comments[6] |
Mon, 8 October 2007 Episode 37 It's sort of an understatement to say that Airline Life is Wild as you'll see in this wild episode of Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase! We have wild life stories starring leopards, gorillas, turtles and snakes. Along with just "plane" wild stories! Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com
Music by www.garageband.com Live on the Wild Side by Damian Grove Comments[4] |
Wed, 5 September 2007 Episode 36 This episode could be called Blondes Take Flight... but being a blonde I wanted a non hair color specific term to describe a moment where your alittle slow on the uptake. So this show features some outrageous stories involving lost uniform skirts, burnt shoes and choking on an airline pillow?! But don't you worry... the skies are not full of dingbats but anybody can have a dim moment! Music by www.garageband.com "Don't You Worry" by Dean Krippaehne
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Thu, 2 August 2007 Episode 35 Ladies and Gentlemen we would like to welcome you aboard Celebrity Express! Hold on to your armrests as we navigate through some turbulent and funny star stories. At the end of the episode I'll tell you about the most impressive passenger I have ever met on the airplane!
Music by www.garageband.com "Stars" by Sulphur
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Thu, 28 June 2007 Episode 34 In this show we hear about ghosts, angels and unexplained events on the airplane and on layovers. It's basically Airline paranormal if you will...I'm not saying I believe in ghosts or angels...I'm just saying that you never know. Whatever you believe...these are some really good stories! Music... Paranormal Sunrise by Endsville www.endsville.ca or www.garageband.com Comments[3] |
Tue, 29 May 2007 Episode 33 This show is jam packed full with hijinks and pranks on the airplane, from the silly to the sublime! Lets get the party started! Music by www.garageband.com Airplane by Sidestreet Blues A special thanks to www.landsend.com for sending me the great suitcase! Comments[6] |
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