Fri, 7 December 2007
For some strange reason people associate air travel with peanuts...people want their peanuts on the airplane!
So this show has some funny stories about peanuts along with a bunch of nuts (crazy nutty people)!
At the end of the episode I tell my own story of how I was seen as the crazy nut on Easter Island!
Music by a great Rapa Nui Band called Matato'a. You can get more information about them at www.matatoa.com
Sat, 3 November 2007
I would like to welcome you aboard episode 38 which is full of outrageous stories in the timeline of a typical flight.
We've got a sexy safety demonstration, puke in the first class desserts and tp in the pantyhose!
So sit back relax...and enjoy the wild ride!
Music by www.garageband.com "Flight 1263" by Loft
Mon, 8 October 2007
It's sort of an understatement to say that Airline Life is Wild as you'll see in this wild episode of Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
We have wild life stories starring leopards, gorillas, turtles and snakes. Along with just "plane" wild stories!
Music by www.garageband.com Live on the Wild Side by Damian Grove
Wed, 5 September 2007
This episode could be called Blondes Take Flight... but being a blonde I wanted a non hair color specific term to describe a moment where your alittle slow on the uptake.
So this show features some outrageous stories involving lost uniform skirts, burnt shoes and choking on an airline pillow?!
But don't you worry... the skies are not full of dingbats but anybody can have a dim moment!
Music by www.garageband.com "Don't You Worry" by Dean Krippaehne
Thu, 2 August 2007
Ladies and Gentlemen we would like to welcome you aboard Celebrity Express! Hold on to your armrests as we navigate through some turbulent and funny star stories.
At the end of the episode I'll tell you about the most impressive passenger I have ever met on the airplane!
Music by www.garageband.com "Stars" by Sulphur
Thu, 28 June 2007
In this show we hear about ghosts, angels and unexplained events on the airplane and on layovers. It's basically Airline paranormal if you will...I'm not saying I believe in ghosts or angels...I'm just saying that you never know.
Whatever you believe...these are some really good stories!
Tue, 29 May 2007
This show is jam packed full with hijinks and pranks on the airplane, from the silly to the sublime! Lets get the party started!
Music by www.garageband.com Airplane by Sidestreet Blues
A special thanks to www.landsend.com for sending me the great suitcase!
Fri, 4 May 2007
Who knew there are so many Airline stories starring our furry friends!
In this show we hear about racoons, gorillas, dogs, monkeys, cows, birds and ferrets all flyings the friendly skys! Hang on for a "wild" ride!
Music by www.podsafemusic.com "Betty" by the Lavcivious Biddies
Tue, 10 April 2007
I'm just back from Tobago and something I miss when I have a break from work is the Galley Talk! This show has alot of funny stories from the galley!
We hear about the lower galley, famous people in the galley and at the end of the episode... we hear about an experiment on the airplane that had all the passengers cheering!
Music by www.garageband.com "Everything Good" by Twintwelve
Sat, 10 March 2007
Like every work environment there are power struggles in the airline industry. You have stand offs between the Flight Attendants and passengers, the Captains and First Officers and Flight Attendants with each other. Now on paper that probably doesn't sound funny...but it really is!
At the end of the episode I tell about a Show Down that I regularly have with passengers on the airplane.
Music by www.garageband.com "Struggle" by Scott Fisher